6 January 2009, 10:25 am
There are people starving in africa. Some people lose their limbs in war, or get sick from disease. Other people are victims of murder. If you've been complaining about your marriage, why is it that bad? If you have these basic things, it seems your life should at least be average: 1. bed to sleep in 2. food to eat / water to drink 3. another person to laugh at or crack jokes, ie. "have you heard the one about the man who couldn't find his wife..." 4. somebody to talk to, ie, "hey, did you leave your dirty dishes out on the counter, again?" 5. somebody to attend funerals and weddings with 6. another person around to move air 7. new music being played that you are unfamilar with 8. learning about weird behavior from in-laws 9. you can grab somebody and hear them say "get the hell away from me" 10. if you run out of toothpaste, you have something to discuss, and misery loves company. "we're out of toothpaste. neither one of us can brush tonight, so let's give each other oral sex instead of kissing. perfect. do you want to pick some up at the store tomorrow or should I?"... Read More »